back again

July 1st, 2007

Hi, everyone. Well, Charlotte was a smash hit for AASECT…with over 515 folks in attendance to learn the latest about sex. Wow. So many rich sessions and so little time. I learned a lot! Just wait til I tell you….
I will be sending out a newsletter soon…to update you on the latest news on the sexuality front. Meanwhile, I suggest you replenish your adrenaline rushes with a little flick time. See “Live Free or Die Hard” as soon as you can get your butt to a theater near you. I don’t know why, but it’s like a Hard-On for 2+ hours!

Bruce is balder and ballsier than ever. The stunts are the MOST amazing I’ve seen in a long time. The scene with the truck took all of my breath away and if you’re alive with a plugged in television set, you’ve already been graced to see the trailer tease, in which he shoots down a helicopter filled with the bad guys with his, gulp, CAR!!!!!! The action is worth the price of popcorn AND the ticket admission. And the bad guys are really bad (the main villain is what my actor buddy calls an “eye actor”), the gals are cute, but mostly this is a guy movie. All testosterone!!!! See it on the big screen. NOT on your new iPhone, if you were one of the gazillions of dedicates who gave up your cushy last Thursday to line up to buy the biggest hit of Apple since the iPod. Spin, baby, spin. Oh, and for a great laff, check out master David Pogue’s video at the NY Times on it.  stay tuned! xox, Dr. Patti

Going to Charlotte and update

June 11th, 2007

Hey, everyone who reads this sleepy blog. I hope you have forgiven me for being such a NOT-a-poster on a regular basis. I am hoping to get this animated to a weekly podcast on at least audio….that makes life easier. til then, you’ve got my word.

and that word is Charlotte! In a week I’ll be in the Hilton Hotel, lying by the pool sipping Mint Juleps and listening to folk rock on the loud speaker, while my cabana boy oils my back and I turn over to show my…………okay. Nice fantasy. In fact, in a week or so, I’ll be on my back, sleeping! From 16 hour days of being the presidente of AASECT, and leading workshops, introducing great speakers, heading up meetings of dignitaries, hosting parties and all the rest. Oh, and attending sessions on the newest and latest findings on our fave subject: S-E-X.

So, be sure to sign up for our occasional newsletter where I’ll be spilling the beans about all things newly learned for better sex…and telling you about my escapades on the veranda in the sultry humid hot midnite under the silvery moon. Oh, and about that cabana boy.

Speaking of gal’s fantasies, did you see “Ocean’s Thirteen” yet? I mean how do you spell hunk? Brad, George, Matt, and all the rest. Oh, and those fake titties of Miss Ellen, I tell ya. She should have shopped around, as you can see the skinny bony chest wall at the top of her perky pink drooping neckline where the two shiny and definitely ball-shaped invaders are protruding into the skin. NOT a very sexy or pretty sight. I mean…in this town, LA LA LAND in So Cal, if you can’t find a better cosmetic surgeon to enhance your dance, you’ve been out of touch. But, if you can ignore those twins and get past the silly repeating tricks of this remake (the 3rd time should be the winner, right?), you will see some handsome dudes strutting their heisty selves and a very funny bit played in the Mexican factory, the Gould character and some moments by Pacino. But overall, a tepid 3 outa 5 for my taste, except for the hunk factor. Think those Clooney eyes and you’re all there….

later,

Dr. Patti

April 5th, 2007

About to leave the country

April 5th, 2007

Hey, y’all.

Just a quick update to remind you all that I am about to leave the soil of the good ol’ U S of A and fly the friendly skies of Quantas to arrive just in time in Sydney, Australia, for the bi-annual World Congress on Sexual Health next week. What a trip that should be. When I get back, after 5/1/07, I’ll write a full report, with all the trimmings and maybe some naughty, I mean, educational or insightful pix— What’s going on sexually around the world? What do global perspectives teach us about issues related to sex(uality) in all of its glorious dimensions? I’ll be asking questions, like: Do kangaroos get easily aroused? What is the Maori view on homosexuality? Do Japanese have the most edgy porn? What are the sexual and religious mores of Muslims on sex in a marriage? Is comprehensive sex education abroad further ahead of us than we think? What have those sassy lab rats been up to lately that were presented in research forums at the last meeting, showing their mating cues? Are there new drugs being developed to help with early ejaculation, orgasm, libido? I could go on and on….

I expect there will be plenty of medical model talks, but some on the spiritual, erotic, psychological, scientific and other aspects of the study of “doing the monkey”. Just a turn of phrase…..on sexuality no matter what you call it.
I hope you will be patient and wait for the next e-letter to blast into your mail box with my full report on travels to Down Under (not THAT kind) then let me know whatcha think.

Please…til then, enjoy your sexual life and celebrate the good.

love, Dr. Patti

My week at porn parties and HBO!

March 13th, 2007

Hi, folks.

Well, this was one full week, wasn’t it? There you are, not just getting you the new eletter but an update from me here on LA LA Land and Hollywood. Hooray for Holly-wood, it seems. Why is that? Because last Wed. I attended a fab partay at Freddy and Eddy’s store on Venice Blvd, (near the beach) to showcase the new Femme movie “Under the Covers” produced by Candida Royalle. She was there in her finest style—a real beauty, with pizzazz, a bright mind, articulate as can be, charming, and at her sides two very smart newbies to the world of erotica direction: Jamie Waxman and Siren. Ooh la la on the latter, who stars in this flick and is gorgeous, talented and BRIGHT. A new star on the horizon, not just as an adult actor but internationally famous and now about to direct under the umbrella of Femme. And what a pretty umbrella that is, lol.  Double ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Such fun, such talent and what a partay it was…porn stars running all about in tight pants with cleavage to the skies, big brained sassy ladies and gents talking about news of the day, friendly happy people sipping wine and sharing witty repartee…and me.

It is always fun to see your good friends (Freddy and Eddy are now good pals, as is Candida) and honor the solid creativity that comes to YOUR bedrooms now…Get yourself the DVD of “Under the Covers” now. (www.royalle.com; or shop at our store link to Freddy and Eddy’s boutique and get the Dr. Patti discount.)
I also had the pleasure (okay, school girl thrill with shrieks and laughter galore) of being in the audience of the “Real Time with Bill Maher” show…oh boy. Was that a riot. And what a line-up of guests: Roseanne Barr was brilliant, with such a biting mouth. She stepped on everyone’s patter, including the smarties on the panel; it opened with touching disclosure by a retired army heavyweight general, who rallied the audience for the cause to get out of Iraq and end this tragic war; then was none other than Dr. New Age himself, Deepok Chopra, whom Bill apparently does NOT like. So the show was filled with the usual stuff: cutting commentary on the week’s news including one funny bit about the hypocrisy of Newt Gingrich’s having an affair while trying to spearhead the impeachment of Bill Clinton based on his “affair” with Monica; and Maher’s comment was…”…how shocking….that someone would be fucking Newt Gingrich?????????????? ” And of course our favorite part, his rant, of “New Rules” which tells all and tells it like it is, or should be. If this is not your taste, that’s just fine. But this is a voice of comic relief at a time when we all need more laughter.

Tally ho, til next time…………….

loveya, Dr. Patti

Notes on life from a wise friend

December 11th, 2006

A good friend wrote me her morning thoughts and they are worthy of posting here:

Like a pointillist painting by Seurat, your life is
made up of many small details that add up to something
lovely. But as with that painting, what you see when
you focus closely is a bunch of unrelated pieces. Take
a step back, and things will fall into place — you’ll
see that the complete picture is distinctively
beautiful. Try not to be too caught up in your life’s
details today, and congratulate yourself on the
wonderful masterpiece that you’re in the process of
creating.

So I guess I should spend the day taking that step
back to view the entire thing. What started this
process off is an extended “ah-ha” moment I’ve been
having for about four weeks. It was the realization,
brought on my a comment from Dave, that reading
romance novels makes me angry and unhappy. I sort of
knew it happened on occasion, but I guess it does so
more than I realized. They have moved in with
television. They present a point where escapism meets
reality, that doesn’t fit. I’m far from being
virginal(thank G-d), but more importantly there will
be no billionaire prince showing up to make things all
better. Suddenly I will not end up in a place with a
staff to do the dishes, mop the floor, and clean the
toilets. I will still have to get up in the mornings,
whether it’s a day off for me or not, to get the kids
off to school. I will not have the leisure or the
funds to shop until I drop, have tea every afternoon,
and dress in eleborate gowns for dinner.

By reading of those things I end up seeing only the
negative in my own life, as oppose to the beauty. I
devalue the pinks of the sunrise through the kitchen
window. A walk in the park, the endless loving hugs
I’m given throughout the day whether I want them or
not. I see only the day-to-day and make it into a
grind, instead of a rhythm.

It is so much easier in our society to allow things to
keep us dissatified, rather than satisfied. It is easy
to focus on what is not there rather than what is.
Perhaps this is why we are a nation of people in debt.
More often than not trying to live upto the
expectations of others because we’re unable to
separate it out. It is what keeps various industries
going because, like myself, many women would rather
focus on what they don’t have instead of what they do.
Is what I have so bad?

Perhaps that will be one of my major goals for the
coming year. It is at this time of year that I spend a
great deal of time reflecting on what has happened and
where I am going because it is the closing of both a
birth year and a calendar year for me. I look and plan
ahead always hoping from growth. Generally no major
leaps, but a steady forward.  But perhaps it will be a
time of looking at the whole. Seeing the reality, and
relishing it for it’s truth. In the large scheme of
things my life isn’t so bad. Actually it’s rather
good. I think I’ll spend time embracing the grandness
of it, beginning with a cup of coffee, sitting at the
window, watching the sunrise.

Love you!

Lavada




Holiday spirit

December 9th, 2006

Meandering thoughts on this holiday time of year:

It is that season. The time of year when the crunch is on…when I always hope I can “catch” the Christmas spirit, as a sort of half Christian, half Jewish in heritage, and practicing mystic and metaphysician. Those precious weeks and days just before Christmas mean that life becomes somehow magical to me….In my house growing up we had the menorah with its little candles each night of Hannukah, sitting next to the Xmas tree, which usually my father bought on Christmas eve day, as a ritual we all shared in our family tradition. The anticipation of where and when we’d haul in the car and drive to the best lot to pick the finest tree was something that binded our family of girls together. That sweet family ritual is something that I miss, as an older woman who lives far from family and whose parents are long gone.
I just read a Christmas post from a wonderful writer at www.carolinesplaceonline.com; she writes about the wonders of childhood that carry into adult beliefs. SHE, of all things, still believes in Santa Claus. You should read her spin.
This is a tough season for many. In my practice in Los Angeles, (yes, I’ve moved OFF the mountains and have a new location in West LA for in person and still do telephone for everyone else) I talk to many couples and singles, all of whom find this one of the most emotionally, and financially, challenging times of the year. Why? Perhaps because we are pushed so frenetically into spending so early and so hard. Perhaps because we feel so pressured to do it right—finding the right things to say to estranged loved ones or relatives, make the “perfect” image as a family/couple/person, picking the right presents to give, even when our heart isn’t into it. It triggers even the strongest among us to be sad, missing something, tired and overstuffed with foods and libations we never imbibe or taste (and in such quantity), feeling that we’re not good enough, keeping up with the sense that others are doing/giving/being moe during the season.

It’s also that grim time of year in Northern Hemisphere (the top parts) when the leaves have fallen, the days are short and night falls in the afternoon (!), and it looks dull, brittle and dead outside the windows. I always remember this as my typical November feeling, even though it’s December, waiting for the first fresh white coating of snow. Now THAT was always magical to me.

It IS the season of giving. That was its original intent. To be a time of generating love, a verb not a noun, and sending it out to the world. Even though I am not a Jesus-worshiping Christian, I am a Jesus admirer. I love that he as a realized being and enduring symbol represents forgiveness, peace, healing and love. Jesus is a symbol that embodies all of the good qualities of humanity.
In this season, I hope you can tap into the goodness within yourself, reach out and help someone who has less than you, and give give give of yourself. It doesn’t have to be expensive gifts. It can be a smile, putting coins in the meter, letting someone get into the car lane ahead and grinning, making your own holiday cards or gifts, sending a pie to a homebound neighbor, taking the time to pick up the phone and reconnect with old and dear friends, spend time with children who believe in the power of Santa Claus, send money to your favorite charity ( I send to Planned Parenthood, SIECUS, AASECT and organizations that are working on solving the crisis of global warming), volunteer in a soup kitchen, whatever….and be sure to keep yourself in balance and let it snow in your world.

Happy Holidays and may joy snow all around you during this magical season of love.

Dr. Patti

Sexiest holiday gifts

December 7th, 2006

Hi, all.

Dr. Patti here; I’m about to do Women’s Night Out for our Holiday Show in Hollywood on Wed. December 14th, from 7:30-9:30..it’s a rousing show, as you know from reading my ezines, right?

I need your help: What do YOU think are the most sexy holiday gifts you could give…or get?

Send me your ideas please….rocknrolling Santa time.

xox, Dr. Patti

Catch the falling leaves

November 1st, 2006

It’s fall in the Northern Hemisphere~~ crisp, fresh, new and falling dried leaves everywhere….I love to hear the crunch of leaves under my feet, while I walk down the quiet path, taking in the glorious symphony of myriad colors at this time of year, up here in the mountains….golds, reds, crimsons, pale yellows, soft browns, deep ambers and burnt sienna browns…it’s all so beautiful, reminding me of nature’s perfection. A variety of passing-through flocks of all sorts of species of birds land on my feeder on the high deck just outside the windows, nibbling bits of dried corn, seed and nut…they chirp happily as if to say “Happy fall….”
Fall is a reminder that things end; its a reminder of our inherent need to
cocoon and nest.

I hope that this autumnal season brings you renewal just around the corner…whether it’s a new love in your life, a relighting of the candle of interest in setting aside time for “us” in your current relationship, or just time to go inside and honor the YOU that is present today, yesterday and always….here’s a little tip:

Firing up the environment for nesting helps to prepare your spirit for sharing intimate times, physically/emotionally/spiritually…so, do it. Winter is near, nesting time is here, and cuddle up by your personal “fire” to indulge yourself in fall. Oh, and it’s a great time for sex by the fire every night. Keep warm and dream well….
blessings, Dr. P

Hey, how do you feel about our dropping our e-letter?

October 13th, 2006

We are curious. Would you prefer to lose our e-letter and instead get a little tickle that tells you that our blog has been updated? Like, new movie reviews, sex news, a trip that Dr. Patti took this month, a new activity to try out, Qs and As and all that…
Please let us know what you want:

YES, drop the damned e-letter

NO, keep it, stupid!

Don’t care, do what you want.

Any other comments most welcome to guide us.

Cheers, the Your Sex Coach gang